**SOLD SLAP OUT!**
If you drug yer tail feathers
and forgot to order a pie,
we're cooked for 2016!
We'll leave these calendars up
for delivery dates in case you
lose yer calendar (or yer mind)
over the holly daze!
See you chicksters in 2017!
Behave now, ya here,
and have the best holiday EVER!
The usual #NerdNote: I still can't for the life'o me
figure out why that calendar is fuzzy when
it's small, but y'all click on it and it won't be!
Still not your peepers that's gone bad.